Release the Beast

Are you struggling with precision ball control?  Do your friends call you 'Punt'?  Have you got a head like a 50 pence piece?  Have you broken windows with your lack of awareness?


Then join the School of Pain today and learn how to do 20 x keepy uppys!  


No Sweat!

Fitness

Power

Skill

Speed

Agility

Dominance

Control

Supremacy

MiniCR7 'the Lamb'

The MiniCR7 is highly skilled in defensive techniques. During this intensive course, you will learn how to dribble the ball with such fine ball control, that opponents will think there is a string attached.


πŸ“Œ Specialty: Elite football training, dribbling wizardry, and top bins goals.
πŸ“Œ Motto: "Train hard, play easy!"
πŸ“Œ Fun Fact: Has more stepovers than Ronaldo, just ask her opponents.

Spuddy 'the BumBum'

This course is focused on speed and agility. The BumBum fine tuned her explosive sprinting prowess during a recent egg and spoon race.


πŸ“Œ Specialty: Lightning-fast sprints, agility drills, and dodging homework.
πŸ“Œ Motto: "Catch me if you can (you can’t)!"
πŸ“Œ Fun Fact: Claims to be the fastest 8 year old in the UK

Willy 'the One Move'

A old ancient philosopher once said 'be wary not of the man who has practised a thousand kicks once, but he who has practised one kick a thousand times'. Willy 'the One' embodies this philosophy, as this is literally his only move.


This training course will show you how to strike the ball upfield with a single swipe, and how to breach the goal net with poweful penalty kicks.


πŸ“Œ Specialty: Knockout kicks, and the best 'left back' in England.
πŸ“Œ Motto: "Float like a bee, sting like a butterfly!"
πŸ“Œ Fun Fact: Once had a ball return from a clearance with icicles on it.

Daddy 'the Dream Boat'

The Dreamy one will show you how to combine all the skills you have learnt during previous courses, which will empower you to release your inner beast.


πŸ“Œ Specialty: Tactical genius, fitness expert, and undefeated in hilarious jokes.
πŸ“Œ Motto: "I taught them everything they know (but not everything I know…)"
πŸ“Œ Fun Fact: Still waiting for his call-up to the Premier League.

Our Trainers

Our top class trainers include 'Willy the One', 'Spuddy the BumBum', 'Daddy the Dreamboat', and of course the MiniCR7 herself.

The Dreamboat

Lead Personal Trainer

The BumBumBarooner

Personal Trainer

The MiniCR7

Personal Trainer

The One Move

Personal Trainer